Carrot Sticks

C is for Carrot Stick-Now available on Etsy

Dearest Dear Hearts,

I am sorry if sometimes I misspell words, throw punctuation in odd places or (gasp) forget to finish the odd thought. This is because climbing trees in my youth was far more important than doing homework. So please bear with me. I am giving myself a Carrot for the effort and a Stick for the flawed execution...so I suppose that means I am giving myself a Carrot Stick. I think I might have to get a case of Carrot Sticks for Alan because he's sooo nice and sooooooo naughty. Chocolate gets a Carrot Stick for tasting so good but always tempting me to eat it right before I hit the hay. Which is what I'm about to do right now, hit the hay...not eat chocolate...mmmmmm chocolate.... just give me a Carrot.